That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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