Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
im holly from the hills drunk
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
