Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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