do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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