u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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