I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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