There is no way he is gay with that hair.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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