Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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