Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wish I only lived at night.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Randomize
