That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize