Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
