doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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