YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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