their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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