that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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