alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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