Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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