it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You made out with two different species that night
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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