That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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