You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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