Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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