Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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