So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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