he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
