should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
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