if you like me you must not know who I am
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Randomize
