let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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