My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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