my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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