what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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