i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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