K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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