Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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