my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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