Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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