Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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