She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
do nipples grow back?
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