Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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