also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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