I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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