your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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