Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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