I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I queefed so loud it echoed.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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