is wine microwaveable?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize