suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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