I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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