Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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