"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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