she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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