: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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