I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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