Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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