it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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