Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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