I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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