I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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